August 13th, 2011 at 11:40PM
madeupmemories: Corporations are people. According to Romney, corporations are people. But, as the writer points out, you can’t marry a corporation. The only class of people who cannot get married in the United States are homosexuals. Therefore, all corporations must be gay since they aren’t allowed to marry. QED.

madeupmemories:

Corporations are people.

According to Romney, corporations are people. But, as the writer points out, you can’t marry a corporation. The only class of people who cannot get married in the United States are homosexuals. Therefore, all corporations must be gay since they aren’t allowed to marry. QED.

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    Corps are legally synthetic people, like replicants. I say we “retire” them back to what they used to be before the...
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