December 2011
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Things I should never have to yell
woothesaloon:
“My boob is NOT a chew toy!”
I haven’t checked tumblr in two days. This is the first thing I saw. I guess I’ll just, uh, check back in another couple of days.
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This bugs me
thegreatest:
Reading a person’s tumblr profile and seeing:
I am 17yrs old and blah blah, a photographer/writer/journalist/blogger/gamer/homie/lover/friend/yadiyada
Uhm. Ok. Slow your roll son. Lemme re-write that for you:
Has a camera (maybe even a dSLR) and knows where the shutter button is/can string words together to form sentences/said ability to string words together was used to submit...
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my nose is in full on allergy revolution
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“I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via ethaney)
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WatchPlinkett’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review is out just in time for Christmas. I put up part two because it’s the better half, and in it he makes some very smart points while using his trademark deranged character. Watch it!
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So. My internet keeps going out.
motoroboto:
obviously. llamas.
Naturally. Llamas are renowned for chewing endlessly. What you probably don’t know is that they love to chew up two things in particular: bandwith and the Constitution. Keep fighting, brother!
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NC State vs. UNC: where making up baseless rumors...
I heard that Carolina does this because they’re all aggressive bed wetters.
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My $20 Word of the Day: Pastiche
OED: a medley of various ingredients; a hotchpotch, farrago, jumble.
If I understand its use correctly, then a pastiche is some product or idea that has been stitched together from various other works. I would venture to say that Girl Talk makes pastiche songs, for example.
“They’re like a guy on a date that you can tell he just can’t wait to get his...”
– Alec Baldwin • Describing the people running for New York City mayor in 2013. The unabashedly liberal Baldwin was thinking about leaving his role at “30 Rock” to do the same. But recently, for whatever reason, he decided to stay on as ultra-conservative Jack Donaghy. “I’ve got a good job,” the actor...
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Fort Lauderdale to buy one-way bus tickets for... →
“Okay guys, the city council wants a solution to the homeless problem here, and we’ve only got one bottle of scotch left. I need you best ideas, people!”
Half and hour later
“Buses! That’s it! I’ve got it! We put them on buses, see. To where? Fuck it…uh…home? Yeah, we just send them…back…home. Like, wherever. California, say.”
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Hey, you guys
Guess what? I just realized that if I ever write a porno, I’m totally going to title it Lawrence of a Labia.
What’s that? No, I don’t need more to do during Christmas break!
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Watchnationalgeographicmagazine:
Inside North Korea Cross into North Korea, one of the world’s most secretive nations, for a rare glimpse of the country and its dictator Kim Jong II.
One of my all time favorite documentaries.
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motoroboto:
woothesaloon replied to your post: woothesaloon replied to your post: Thank you for…
Watching a video of yourself having sex with a clone of yourself.
I’ve done this.
Pfft. Who hasn’t, nerd?
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woothesaloon asked: You're the funniest person on the internet.
Watchpopculturebrain:
Trailer: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Dec 14, 2012
Directed by Peter Jeckson, starring Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, Cate Blanchett, Luke Evans.
It’s certainly got a different feel than The Lord of the Rings films, but that’s to be expected considering the source material. The completeness of vision on the other hand is wholly in tact though, as you’d...
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woothesaloon:
kasperthesardonicghost replied to your post: I want to post the 2011 pictures I have in my…
I like to spice up old pictures by posting them alongside random, unrelated ‘Twilight’ quotes. Just a thought.
Un(?)fortunately, the only Twilight quote I’m familiar with is this:
“You smell exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take...
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SOPA: So how much does it cost to buy off... →
wilwheaton:
According to a report by the Knight-Batten Award-winning nonprofit MAPLight, the 32 sponsors of the bill received just under $2 million in campaign contributions from the movie, music, and TV entertainment industries.
To put that in perspective, this weekend’s box office take for Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (you can’t make this stuff up) took in $23 million in just one...
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Proportionally, more Americans have used cocaine... →
Richard Branson gives his reasons why drug deregulation would be better for the US. Indeed, he makes a persuasive point using Portugal as the cornerstone to his argument. My only concern is this: Portugal does not have the well established and resourceful cartels just on the other side of their border. I agree that over the long run, treating drug use as a public health matter rather than a...
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They're Doing It All Wrong
You know, if I were a celebrity, I’d get married. She’d be a beautiful, smart, and perfect girl and we’d be deeply in love for the rest of our lives. Then, just for the hell of it, we’d get divorced. It’d shock the tabloids and cause a stir on all the gossip blogs. After a month or so, when the buzz had died down, we’d remarry and stay that way. It’d be...
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hockeylife:
