December 2010
69 posts
Dilemma
I found a .pdf of Catch 22, which I love. Problem: It’s written entirely in comic sans. What to do?
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Hahaha! What the fuck?! →
I never learned anything while I was talking. So what they are – are preachers –...
– Larry King talking about Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow (via soupsoup)
Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old fashioned, family...
– Clark Griswold
Happy Christmas!
(via mynameisjeremy)
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BSG the Boardgame
I’ve got it. Let’s play it.
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Google Search Recursive
There's a certain elegant simplicity to Twitter.... →
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Spitballing here
Community vs 30 Rock
Jeff Winger is like Jack Donaghy (personality traits, dynamic with female lead)
Britta Perry is like Liz Lemon (Personality traits, social status, cold demeanor)
Pierce Hawthorne is (somewhat) like Jenna Maroney (Eccentricity, self delusion)
Troy Barnes is like Tracey Jordan (Dim wits, popularity, child-like outlook)
Abed Nadir is like ½ Kenneth Parcel (Earnest,...
This Dan O'Brien: Thoughts About Glee From Someone... →
thisdanobrien:
-This is the Glee Club? Where are all the pale people who can’t sing?
-Does Jane Lynch run the whole town, or just the school? How far does her power extend, and by what means did she acquire it?
-The way this chorus teacher behaves is somehow worse than teachers who fuck their students.
-If…
I just watched almost an entire episode for the first time. Wow. I’m...
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To Ship or Not To Ship
I just learned that “To Ship” a pair is to endorse their togetherness. That’s the internet meaning, at least. Unless we’re talking about amazon.com or some sort of retail, in which case we’re referring to freight. Or your mother, in which case we are talking about heavy freight.
No, but seriously, there have been organized labor disputes over getting her into and...
10 Reasons Socrates is Still Relevant →
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I was dressed as Mr. Potato Head on Halloween.
howyoudoin:
Man dressed as a purple unicorn: So, is there a Mr. Potato Head?
Me: I am Mr. Potato Head.
Man dressed as a purple unicorn: Oh. Well is there a Mrs. Potato Head?
Me: This is confusing.
(via myself in NYC)
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I wrote a sketch!
Based on four characters from cracked.com. This is the basis, but it didn’t really match the criteria.
Bad Men
[INT. Dan, Mike, and Katie sit at a conference table. The camera shoots between Dan and Mike, you get the feeling that it is a terse negotiation]
Dan: …Ten bucks…
Mike: …Twenty…
Dan : …9, plus my ‘Air Supply’ cd collection.
Mike...
Lightswitch Panel Time Capsule →
The idea behind this project is to leave behind a small record of yourself in an inconspicuous place that will nevertheless be accessed sooner or later. Simple, yet the idea is great.
The Day They Realized Pi →
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Today is a Crazy Day for Politics
Bernie Sanders has been speaking for about 7 hours and counting in a rarely seen filibuster. President Obama left former President Clinton in charge of a press conference not long ago.
We do not have a doomsday scenario at the CDC.
– A spokeswoman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, responding to PolitiFact’s fact check of “The Walking Dead,” AMC’s hit series in which flesh-eating zombies take over the city of Atlanta and survivors taking refuge at the CDC learn that the agency’s offices are set to...
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Conan
I’m watching last night’s Conan interview with Sarah Silverman. My god is that woman funny. The best lines: “Can we get the camera close up on me? Good. Women, listen to me, if you get out of the shower and your vagina smells, you do not need a deodorant. You need a doctor.” and “Although, I have been with a few men who say that I smell like a “peach tree...
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Breaking: A defense bill that would repeal DADT...
The History Channel Tango
When did they change the definition of history to “batshit conspiracies and driving in inclement weather”? For the record, I’m very much ok with the conspiracy shows. I mean, it’s not like those shows could go on any other channel anyway. The Learning Channel is too busy teaching a concerned populace about how some cakes can be made decorated to look like things that...
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Oh 11 Points, How Do I Love Thee →