November 2010
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Swaim (Seriously): Viva Las Vegas →
seriousswaim: Viva Las Vegas Where white tigers roam The streets of Paris and London, And medieval England, Stalking crosswise Amidst the smoke And keening whores. Hail the lord of lost wages New York, New York, New York, God of the casual and obsessive Who burn away in pink and green flashes. In a… I just got New Vegas on black Friday (which sounds more like an annual mob war...
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WatchWatch
I’m so happy I found this series. I want to make one of these now.
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
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Night At The Museum: Battle of The Smithsonian
Wow. What a shitty movie. It was just so terrible. Rodin’s The Thinker (Hank Azaria) is somewhat distracted, his chin leaning on his hand, no doubt pondering such questions as: “Hey, aren’t I supposed to be in the Musee Rodin in Paris?” -From Roger Ebert’s Review
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Pi As A Unit Of Time
Imagine the Earth as a perfect sphere around the equator. Then, define the radius of the earth as 6 units. Imagine there are 12 smaller circles lining the inside of the circumference of Earth. The diameter of each of these circles is 1 unit, giving them a circumference of pi units. Thus, the circumference of the Earth is 12π units. In other words, one rotation of Earth equals 12π units. ...
Nov 18th
Black Is A Stallion: What I Would Be Thinking... →
michaelianblack: NOTE: In honor of Howard Stern actually asking Billy Joel about this essay today on his radio show, I am reprinting it in its entirety. Available for purchase in my book “MY Custom Van (And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Face) Buy here. I’m not doing it….
Nov 18th
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Nov 16th
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Now To Ruin Robert's Day →
Sorry, man. Those damn bureaucrats are at it again.
Nov 16th
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Harry Potter As Told By Chris Bucholz
Ron’s expression softened. “That’s what friends are for Harry. Remember? That’s why you won. Because of your friends. Because you cared.” Harry shook his head. “No. It was more than that. I was lucky Ron. I was stupidly, insanely lucky. I could piss all over a toilet seat and inadvertently foil one of Voldemort’s schemes. Every time I was in...
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Loud Angry Conversations in the Coffee Shop
Two older ladies are having either the angriest conversation I’ve ever heard or the calmest argument I’ve ever heard. There is an incredible mystery surrounding a sweater and some amount of money. Must be a large sum to get them riled up like this. Probably $28 dollars. Oh shit. It’s a mother and daughter. The daughter is threatening to leave. Apparently they’re working...
Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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Sarah Palin’s a housewife like I’m a fucking rocket scientist.
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What's The Difference Between Regular and Decaf...
publicradiointernational: fakescience: This makes so much sense now.
Nov 4th
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